December 2011
44 posts
Watcherrolivio:
whethervane:
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thealebat:
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fireking:
The voice cast of Spongebob redubs Casablanca, Singin’ in the Rain, and The Godfather.
nothing more needs be said
lmao, Spongebob Brando!! This is brilliant
Oh my god when Lina opened her mouth I almost peed my pants!
Why NYCB's Artistic Director Peter Martins'... →
theballetblog:
“New York City Ballet’s Peter Martins is making about $629,000 a year while 11 corps members are cut. One doesn’t go into dance to get rich. When Baryshnikov was head of ABT, he had an agreement with the Board by which his annual salary was one dollar: he was compensated by guesting. While that may be extreme, it gives you some idea of what most people in this profession will do...
ITS CHRISTMAS EVE PEOPLE
errolivio:
Two Phone Conversations
#1
Me: Community Campus, how can I help you?
Woman: Yes, I wanted to know what time you have open swim today.
Me: Open swim today is from 1:00 to 3:30, because we’re closing at 4:00.
Woman: Ok, great. Thank you!
#2
Me: Community Campus, how can I help you?
Old Man: Jewish Community Center?
Me: (not really feeling like explaining the ‘Community Campus’) Yes.
Old Man: What...
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For the past hour and a half I’ve been sitting at the Y desk answering the phone, so I’ve pretty much got the “Yes, we’re open until 4 today”, “No, there are no fitness or swimming classes until January second” routine down pat.
One man, after hearing that there were no fitness classes, asked “And what is the reason for that?”
I was...
“I don’t make much distinction between being a stand-up comic and acting...”
– Ian McKellen (via spacehitchhiker)
@Kodi
How to properly hide booze in your Facebook... →
disneydreaming1092:
nerdydisneynerd:
animationalley answered your question: Does anyone know where I can watch Boy Meets World online for free?
watchseries.eu/serie/b…
CAN I FREAKING MARRY YOU. OH GOD. I’M GOING TO CRY. OH GOD.
Remember the good old days where if you lost your...
Nowadays if you lose your remote your shit out of luck.
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