Expect to find a lot of Errol Flynn, Olivia De Havilland, The Office, Doctor Who, Disney, ballet, and old movies. And any other random thing that I come across and feel needs rebloging.

I'm also disneytrivia and pimpernelobsessed, two other tumblrs dedicated to two of my other loves.

  1. Poe’s Law: That moment when a Fox Business commentator sounds just like a Disney villain.

    (Source: azurish, via kodessa)

  2. Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
    Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
    You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
    If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
    It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
    Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
    Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
    Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
    You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
    It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
    Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
    Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
    Good doctors listen more than they talk.
    You can’t fix a burned roux.
    Floss.
    Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
    Measure twice, cut once.
    Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
    If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
    You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
    There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
    Kindness is not weakness.
    Baking soda is not baking powder.
    Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
    Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
    Appropriate footwear is always key.
    You can absolutely be too forgiving.
    Real humor punches up, not down.
    Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
    There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
    Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
    You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
    You can always come home again.
    But it won’t be the same.
    Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
    Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.

    36 Things I Wish I Figured Out Sooner - Whitney Kimball  (via seabelle)

    Relevant.

    (via runningtheremedy)

    I can attest to the fact that oil changes are not optional. 

    (Source: shessoprettywhenshelies, via thehappiestcruisethateversailed)

  3. (Source: asleepymonster, via cinemaocd)

  4. Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.

    my-herbal-journey:

    I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

    (via kodessa)

  5. clannyphantom:

    when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
    imageimage

    (via briebaldwin)

  6. sparkcas:

all i can imagine is all of them doing the grudge walk and assembling like a damn transformer at the end of a dark hallway in the middle of the night when i went to go get a glass of water

    sparkcas:

    all i can imagine is all of them doing the grudge walk and assembling like a damn transformer at the end of a dark hallway in the middle of the night when i went to go get a glass of water

    (Source: missjraffe, via goochdabber)

  7. asgarding:

guYS I UNWRAPPED A CHOCOLATE BUNNY AND I CNAT BREATHE “MOISTURIZE ME”

    asgarding:

    guYS I UNWRAPPED A CHOCOLATE BUNNY AND I CNAT BREATHE
    “MOISTURIZE ME”

    (via doctorwho)

  8. (Source: cwissi, via goochdabber)

  9. fcuksihtcnut:

    robemmy:

    Hypocrisy

    Oooo fuck

    (via goochdabber)

  10. 
Visual Development from Beauty and the Beast by Mel Shaw

    Visual Development from Beauty and the Beast by Mel Shaw

    (Source: disneyconceptsandstuff, via errolivio)

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